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Newsletter ➢ ᴀFKAғ•2019#28

9/8/2019

 
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9 August 2019 #28

Sadly, plastic surgery only benefits plastic surgeons. Watch Renée Zellweger in the role of a ruthless VC making an indecent proposal.

About: Biomeds, patents, founder teams, million-$ investments, billion-$ exits, grotesque storylines and knees that cheat human anatomy.

ConQA has built great revenues in the construction industry. Andy and the DD team found much to like. However, they could not fully reconcile the cost of customer onboarding and the valuation of this round so they have stopped DD. The round has strong support from existing shareholders and will shortly close. Andy will stay in touch with them.

Notice how the guy on the left looks like Tape Face.

You don't expect this from a tech company. Vesper is in FKA's boat shed and they have produced this teasing product teaser that might just beat the ZOZOSUIT clip.  Well done, Jeff and team!
U35 in a room and the room was tense with excitement about Ken Erskine's delivery of his educational and entertaining Angel 101 course. Great fun was had by all! Alan Fan from NZVIF came for food for thought and pizza.  Greg thought the picture was scary, yet Rudi explained in a LinkedIn post. 

The photo exposes an interesting phenomenon. It is a still, certainly for all under 35, 50% of people aged between 35 and 45 observe a slight jittering, and 100% of people over 45 see intense jittering.

Kami is №02 in the FKA stable. They have come a long way since we made our first investment in 2015. They are making us PROUD!

Join the 7 Million User Party, the last party was awesome, says Rudi. Note Saturday 7 September, 18:00 @ Kami HQ, 214 K Rd, AKL. RSVP

The ecentre Innovation Showcase was a well-attended event and well attended by FKAngels. A great line-up of graduates from the latest ecentre programme. Well done, Jackie and team!
Karl is prickly busy these days, not just with Cactuslab but also Letterboxd. So it was rare to bump into him at a dumpling place the other day. Great to see that despite (or because of) being busy, Karl stays true to his sense of alternative fashion.

Maybe not that alternative any more?

Just a quick reminder, Marvin Liao,  Partner at 500 Startups will be in New Zealand for Callaghan Innovation’s Southern SaaS which is already sold out. He will also answer questions in a room with 30 investors. 

28 August 2019, 14:00, AKL.

Rudi will facilitate the session. ➤ Secure your place here.

NZSA's Angel at My Table next Tuesday is sold out. Todd Brackley is a regular at ADI and will be one of the judges. 
Dear Mr Thiel Jeffry, That sounds indeed very interesting. Can you kindly provide further details?
Rudi Bublitz Ⓒhief Ⓒat Ⓗerder @ fka.nz 
Attn: The Director | Co-founder, Flying Kiwi Angels, New Zealand.
Dear Mr. Rudi Bublitz,

I have received your response to my email and I quite appreciate your interest in handling the investment. It is therefore my great pleasure to be in contact with you once again. I am a Procurement Assistant with instructions to secure a capable person who can handle an investment to the tune of USD$350Million and above.

The fund will be transferred to your custody and you will be charged with the sole responsibility of investing the funds in businesses of your choice with an Annual Return on Investment (AROI) of 5-10% per year. The fund belong to high profile individuals who are highly placed in government and wish to invest anonymously by providing fund to set up new business of good return or inject funds to companies seeking for fund to increase productivity in an already established business for a percentage share in the Annual Return on Investment (AROI).

Please, be informed that the investor wants to make sure that the investment fund will not be used for high risk investment or illegal business which might put the entire fund into jeopardy, hence he wants capable and reliable person or company to use the fund for investment. The investment amount is currently in a bank from where it will be transferred to your account once both parties meet and sign a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU).

All arrangement will be in place for the fund to be transferred to you for investment through the necessary financial legal channel of the bank in custody of the investment fund. The investments will be under your direct control and management and once you have agreed on the terms with the investor, the fund will be released to you.

We look forward to your co-operation and wealth creation through partnership as I await your urgent response.

Yours respectfully, Mr. Thiele Jeffry (Broker)
Mobile: +4474 3880 0096 (WhatsApp)


Note, a UK number, so this cannot be a Nigerian scam.

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